摘要：《破产姐妹》（2 Broke Girls）以其毒舌、犀利和充满黑色幽默的台词著称，尤其是主角Max和Caroline的互怼和人生吐槽。
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《破产姐妹》（2 Broke Girls）以其毒舌、犀利和充满黑色幽默的台词著称，尤其是主角Max和Caroline的互怼和人生吐槽。
台词充满自嘲、反鸡汤和底层生活的真实感，用幽默消解苦难，堪称“毒舌治愈系”典范。
一大波经典台词袭来：
1. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cupcakes. And that's kind of the same thing."
金钱买不来幸福，但可以买杯子蛋糕，这差不多是一回事。
2. "I'm not rude, I'm honest. It's not my fault that the truth hurts sometimes."
我不是无礼，我只是诚实。真相有时候伤人不是我的错。
3. "If you can't say something nice, come sit by me!"
如果你说不出好话，来我这儿坐！
4. "Girls like us, we don't get the fairytale ending. We get the reality ending."
像我们这样的女孩，我们没有童话般的结局。我们得到的是现实的结局。
5. "Life's tough, get a helmet."
生活很艰难，需要戴上头盔。
6. "I'm a cupcake in a world of muffins."
我是一个杯子蛋糕，生存在满是松饼的世界里。
7. "I might be broke, but I have a killer shoe collection."
我可能一贫如洗，但我的鞋子收藏堪称绝伦。
8. "I survived high school by making quiet judgments about everyone."
在高中，我通过私下对每个人作出评判来活了下来。
9. "Sometimes the hardest part of being a friend is knowing when to shut up and listen."
有时候，作为一个朋友最困难的部分就是知道何时闭嘴，倾听。
10. "It's not about where you come from, it's about where you're going."
这不关乎你来自哪里，而是关乎你将去何处。
11.This is who I am. Nobody says you have to like it。
我就是我，没人非要你喜欢。
12.There is no luck. There is only work。世上没什么运气，只有工作。
13.When you don't have enough money to fix your own mistakes, you've make your own magic。
当你没钱弥补你犯下的错误时，那就得靠自己创造奇迹。
14.We're gonna be successful. Because we have the two things the really matter-you and me。
我们都会成功的，因为我们拥有最重要的两样事物，我和你。
15.But through it all the key for me has been bravery and the deep-down knowledge that I am better than everyone else.
但至始至终，支持我走下去最大动力是勇气。以及在内心深处我坚信：我比任何人都强。
16.Max : You’re the first person in my life I can actually count on.
麦克斯：你是我此生第一个可以托付之人。
Caroline: You were the first person in my life I could count on, too.
卡罗琳：你也是我此生第一位可以依靠之人。
17.You also didn’t prepare for being a celibate poor person, but you’re knocking that out of the park.
你本不想做一个单身的穷人，但你现在不是单得好好的、穷得妥妥的吗?
18.I don’t need another loser in my life. I have you guys.
我的生命里不缺这么一个废柴，我有你们就够了。
19.Caroline: We can’t enable people that have a real problem.
卡罗琳： 我们不能纵容那些真有毛病的人。
Max: They’re paying us 1,000 bucks.
麦克斯：他们会给我一千块。
Caroline: Like I said, the customer is always right.
卡罗琳：诚如我所说，顾客永远是上帝。
20.Snap out of it! Life is a slow, steady climb to just getting by.
快振作起来，人生需要缓慢稳步往上爬，才能好好过活。
21.And everybody hates everything with the exception，of angelina jolie，who is totally awesome.
每个人都讨厌所有的一切，但就是不讨厌安吉丽娜·朱丽，她人实在太好。
22.Sometimes when you think the sky is about to fall down, you might be standing tilted!
有时候你以为天要塌下来了，其实是自己站歪了！
23.Life is so funny sometimes.Just when you think you‘re better than someone.
You are not.
生活有时真的很有趣。正当你窃喜比别人过的更好时，其实不然。
24.I’m too poor to have any fear of success.
我已经穷到对于成功这件事无所畏惧了。
25.The only sure things in life is death.
人生唯一有十足把握的就是人总有一死。
26.You can't compare yourself to other people.You will do it your way.
别拿别人跟自己比。你有你自己的步调。
27.I don't know you, but I like you
虽然我不认识你，但我对你有好感.
28.I can't afford to have any more hate in my head
我脑袋里憎恨已经满档.
29.You see that wad of cash in your Hand? You earned that. Slap that wad in your palm a few times! Feel its power.
你看见你手中的一团钞票了吗？这是你自己挣来的。把这团钞票甩到手掌上几次，感受一下金钱的力量。
30.But now that you support yourself by earning your own money, that's somehow shameful?
可是现在你自食其力却反而觉得抬不起头吗？
小编暂时记录了30句，小伙伴儿们先将就着看吧，欢迎评论区留言补充哟。
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